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TIPOVERDE Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2017  Student Digital Artist

Oh hello there! My name is TIPOVERDE. I'm considered the greatest Traditional artist of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Peru and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right! It all started with what I like to call, THE FLASH. I was sitting with my Mother sipping on cocoa milk. I believe it was homemade by my Mother. Or wait... Maybe she bought it from the store in a bottle. You know, like a plastic bottle? Well hold on now, that would be ridiculous to buy a bottle of cocoa milk , then transfer the contents into a glass. Why not just drink it from the bottle? I guess maybe so she could put ice in the glass? But then again, making cocoa homemade would be just as time consuming, if not more! That sneaky bitch... Anyway, I'll save that story for later! So, I'm sitting on my porch drinking cocoa milk. From a glass of course, ho ho! When suddenly... A great strangeness fills my body... Something was wrong... I've lived many years, and I've never felt something like this before. Do you know what it was? Yup! It was my rocking chair! That wooden son of a gun stopped rocking! So I looked down and realized a little rock had gotten caught beneath my chair! A rock under my rocking chair! What a day! I decided it was time for bed, I had had a little bit too much excitement for one day! Hoho! I slid into my jammies, brushed my teeth, and said my prayers. As I was climbing into bed I noticed my father,sahving his beard in the bathroom. As I peered across the hall my body swelled up with emotion...

"Why me parents are the best?"

"Is it me?"

"My bank account?"

I'm a average guy, I workout forty minutes a week... Is that not enough? Now my Classmate Paulo herrera, was very Tall. His Cousin Arianna.. Yeah, one of THOSE women. Well, she was more attractive than my Cousin. I'd say she was a soft six, whereas my Cousin was a hard four. What's the deal? I thought women liked tall men? Why was Arianna with him? Anyway my friend Prisma, crawled into bed next to me. She decided to leave the bedside light on so she could read her book. It was one of her Music voices performances again... Give me a break... As if I don't already feel inadequate enough... Not only do I have to compete with Paulo, now I have to deal with these fictional hunks! Ay yai yai! At this point I had already suppressed the urges of intimacy, I rolled over and tried to sleep. Her bedside light was only of minor annoyance. I was able to drift off... Then I woke up to a big flash of light. That's about it. I can tell by the way you're walking away that you don't want to leave... If you really want to hear another story I'll tell you. Once upon a cold winter night. Sometime in July... Was it July? My local grocery store sells really good eggs in July. I don't know why. Do chickens operate better in heat? Fireworks maybe? I don't know. I don't want to get off topic. Point is, the eggs that Summer were marvelous! Anyway, my mother and I,went to a BBQ that night. It was held at Mathias's house. Well, his backyard... David doesn't want people in her home, I think she's just an uptight bitch. So at this BBQ I see none other than... That's right,Paulo Herrera... Now earlier in the day mother, had made potato salad for the BBQ. Personally I hate potato salad, I'm a mashed kind of fellow. Hoho! So I sat in the TV room avoiding her till the BBQ. Once we were at the party, I made sure to distance myself from my Mariquita, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad! Anyway, Paulo and his above mediocre Cousin were already there. And get this, they brought a fruit salad! With whipped cream! The nerve of those Herreras! Needless to say I gave my mother, a couple choice words About whipped cream! Versus potato salad! God dammit! Son of a bitch! A real tongue lashing! Geez, you're kind of smothering me. I'll talk to you later.


Also im 15 years old XD

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deadlypool Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2016
your art style is cute and sexy, niiice
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TIPOVERDE Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2016  Student Digital Artist
hey miu look my fanart of yokai watch:
tipoverde.deviantart.com/art/N…
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AkiDIDmorning Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So cute and sexy works, and even whole comic pages. I love your gallery!  :typerhappy:
Watch for you ^_^

(please take a look on my a bit strange and a bit erotic arts too, I'll be happy :love:


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ProtoManDelta Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016
Request/Commission?
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Speedman999 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015
What's the URL of your NSFW page(s)?
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HyperCammin Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What was the inspiration for your characters? I LOVE THEM!!!
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MuscleMan86 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
I really enjoy your artwork. It's one of my favorite.
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spudman98 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Your Furry designs are pretty nice
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Artistic-Shikigami Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My only complaint about your gallery...is that it doesnt come with a Fave All feature! dA seriously needs one
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